Whatchu Know About Me
Amused

My life throws some very hillarious moments at me. Mostly in the category of boy related things. I think I’ll probably be single forever even tho I would probably make a pretty lovely girlfriend. I just have terrible luck and timing. Oh and in the past too much drunk dialing… definitly over that habbit. It was not a good thing.

On another note; I think I want to start singing again more often. I miss the days when I had confidence in my voice. And being able to use singing as an emotional escape.

Wamp wahh

I really need to get a computer so that updating this isn’t such a hassle.

Ksenia Solo <3

Ksenia Solo <3

Friends With Benefits 4/5 Stars

FWB

Plot Summary taken from http://imdb.com/

Jamie (Mila Kunis) is a New York head-hunter trying to sign Los Angeles-based Dylan (Justin Timberlake) for her client. When he takes the job and makes the move, they quickly become friends. Their friendship turns into a friendship with benefits, but with Jamie’s emotionally damaged past and Dylan’s history of being emotionally unavailable, they have to try to not fall for each other the way Hollywood romantic comedies dictate. Written by napierslogs

My Review

Before even beginning this movie I knew I would enjoy the simple fact of watching both Kunis and Timberlake being undressed a lot. However my expectations of the plot line were definitly lowered due to the similarities between this film and No Strings Attatched which came out not very much earlier than this film.

I enjoyed NSA like any female would any generically put together romantic comedy but it didn’t really leave me with much else then some lovey dovey gooey feelings inside, and a hope that one day I too will find my soul mate. I expected the same from this film, but was increasingly surpised as the movie went on.

The biggest point they make in this movie is that all the things you see in movies and read about love are incredibly fabricated and unlikely to happen in real life. You see Kunis as the optomist even though she is aware of how unlikely soul mates and true love is she still believes in it, but grows tired of waiting. Where as Timberlake has the capacity to love but doesn’t allow himself to let people in. A classic situation that many people themselves can relate to either personally or from having dealt with someone who is that way.

Throughout the movie they hilariously point out all the ridiculous things we do when dating that are completely unessicary. They even have a spoof romantic comedy as a go to for examples.

The whole time you expect them to just fall in love and everythings perfect. That isn’t exactly how it plays out. Instead you see how a persons own personal issues really can get in the way of real love. Of course for audience purposes they show you how that individual has to face their problems in the end or live alone.

Anyone who likes a good laugh and enjoys some quirky cuteness will love this movie. Especially if you are currently in a similar FWB sittuation.


Attack The Block

Holy shit this movie was so fucking good. I don’t even know where to begin.

So to sum it up a teen gang in London defend their “block” from an alien invasion. Now mind you this sounds like the worst storyline ever when simply put that way. This film has everything however. Action, horror, drama, comedy, education, foreign, hot chick, kids, weed, and Nick Frost.

You totally expect these hoodlums to get fucked and some of them don’t make it. Alas, with catchy comebacks and anecdotes these British kids are sure to show up in some future award winners. I really don’t want to give away too much about this film because I really want you to go watch it. You’ll love it, trust.

30 Minutes Or Less
A young man played by the strange faced Jesse Eisenberg, with little going on in his life is forced by two not so genius men to rob a bank. He's given 9 hours to do it or thw bomb they've attached to his chest will explode.
This movie has its moments of hilarity. Both Danny McBride and Nick Swardson are to thank for most of them. Too bad neither of these actors seem to be able to score a starring role in a movie that is actually worth seeing. Instead they play second fiddle to the likes of Jesse Eisenberg who even when handed a hilarious script somehow manages to leave you staring into space bewildered at how he makes money. He isn't even attractive. Seriously kid keep milking it cuz once the rest of the world figures it out you really will be working for a pizza delivery place unless you stick behind the camera.
Revamping

From now on I well be using this forum for my critique of films. Everything from new to theaters, newly on dvd, and older movies. :o) And occasionally my oppinions on hot topics, music, and my personal pet peeves.

Peter, clean your sword.
Aslan

The word relief just quite doesn’t cover it. Besides by law I no longer have any attachments to this place. Which means I can go anywhere and do anything I want to as soon as my probation is done. I’m almost completely free. And I’m very happy about it.

I have never felt so incredibly terrified of my own mother. Telling her the truth has become something imaginary. What is the truth anyways if not just what you wanna hear? At least when it comes to her. She acts like I can just make things the way she wants them and I can’t. Especially when I don’t even want them that way. I wish she’d just kick me out sometimes even tho I’d have no money or any idea where to go. Just so I could feel like I’m really the one in control of my own life again. I’m taking back control and she isn’t gonna like it.